I Was There Tee

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There's a very specific kind of horror movie fandom that expresses itself through merchandise, and Texas Chain Saw Massacre fans have arguably the strangest version of it in the genre: you can drive out to Bastrop, Texas, buy a t-shirt, eat some brisket, and stand in the actual gas station where a fictional family failed to sell four doomed twentysomethings a tank of gas fifty years ago. The place fell into disrepair for decades, got restored in 2016 by a couple who moved from Ohio specifically to save it, and now runs as a functioning barbecue joint and gift shop - a real business that got sued in 2022 for selling unlicensed movie merch, which might be the single most Texas Chain Saw Massacre sentence I've ever had to type, and a bootlegger's delight. A horror movie about the collapse of the rural economy has become, itself, a small rural economy. 

The gas station bit isn't a throwaway detail whatsoever as it's the plot's whole hinge. The kids are driving a lima-bean-green 1972 Ford Club Wagon, they stop at the Old Man's (W.E. Slaughter BBQ) station hoping to fill up, and there's no gas to be had, so they push on and run dry practically in the Sawyer family's front yard. It's tempting to read that as a Ford vs. Chevy joke,  ha, of course the Ford leaves them stranded, of course the truck that starts every parking-lot argument in rural Texas is the one that fails these kids at the worst possible moment and I won't pretend I'm above making that joke, even though in the interest of accuracy I should note it's not really a breakdown so much as a fuel problem, which honestly makes it worse. A Ford can at least die with some dignity. This one just quietly ran out and everybody inside it found out what rural Texas actually smells like.

It's remarkable, watching it fifty years out, how completely Hooper's $140,000, mostly-unknown-cast exploitation picture rewired what American horror was allowed to be. Before 1974, horror villains mostly had motive, mythology, a face you could look up in a book of monsters. Leatherface has none of that. He's closer to an industrial accident wearing a person's skin, literally, and the film is frequently read as being about exactly that: the mechanized slaughterhouse economy of rural Texas automating families like the Sawyers out of work and turning their old trade back on the customers who put them out of business. That's the film's real innovation, more than the chainsaw itself.  It took America's anxieties about Vietnam, Watergate, and a gutted rural economy and relocated them to a farmhouse that looked exactly like the ones you'd drive past on a Texas highway without a second thought. It essentially invented the hillbilly-horror, backwoods-South subgenre that's still running today, in everything from The Hills Have Eyes to Deliverance knockoffs to every "don't stop for gas in this town" horror premise since. 

Hooper made American audiences scared of a man with a power tool, sure, but he did something bigger than that too. He made them scared of the South as a landscape, a place where the country's economic and moral decay had simply had more time to show through the paint.